MY KITTEN WAS OUT OF CONTROL SO I ZIPPED HIM INTO THE HOODIE WITH ME TO TRY AND CALM HIM DOWN BUT HE CRAWLED DOWN AND OUT OF THE SLEEVE
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
This is why Ravenclaws need wingmen. So instead of having a designated driver, they have a designated riddle-answerer.
I could even kill you with this mustache…
I really like scary movies but on the other hand I really don’t like scary movies
“I feel like I’ve really earnt my stripes - I feel ready to play a lead. I would just love to prove I’m good enough to carry a project.”
Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?
At first I was like
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
disappeared into the night
STABBED ME IN THE ARM WITH A NEEDLE, AND LEFT MY SISTER AND ME CONFUSED AND HELPLESS AND I FUCKING TURNING INTO A TITAN AND WAS NEVER FUCKING SEEN AGAIN AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE SHITTING FUCKING BASEMENT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
"God will bless you," said he, "you are an angel since you take care of the flowers."
"No," she replied. "I am the devil, but that’s all the same to me."
you built up a world of magic
because your real life is tragicanonymous requested: lydia martin + brick by boring brick // paramore
everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash